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I love to terrorize “woman and nonbinary spaces” with my degenerate friends

when my friend and I were workshopping cock and ball torture accessories, as one does, and she came up with something she called “the birdhouse”. You hang it off your dick, right. So I ask her, why a birdhouse? Is a bird going to fly out of it, and peck at your dick? And she said no, no birds. The birdhouse is just really heavy. That’s the torture. The fact that it’s a birdhouse is just to distract you and lull you into a place of false complacency

It’s so weird being a complete nobody on here. I’ve gotten so used to being a minor tumblr celebrity that I forgot this is how most people live, writing posts that nobody will ever read, never getting called a misandrist in the comments of my posts, never receiving anonymous suicide bait messages for not dealing with my childhood trauma in exactly the same way as someone else, never having people I’ve literally never interacted with confess their love to me out of nowhere, ever again. I feel like an npc. Guy standing emoji.

I am pleased to announce that I am no longer a Marxist Leninist, I’m a Dengist. Please buy Huawei stocks in order to build communism

Haha, so true Claire Boucher from Grimes