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unbelievably disappointed that you don't physically climb into miquella's egg

my greatest elden ring dlc wish was originally for a cutscene of miquella climbing right out of his little egg, but I thought about it more and actually my greatest wish is to begin the dlc area by climbing into his little egg

my second greatest wish is for miquella to do this to us

I'm so pumped to have miquella grip me bodily in one hand and slam dunk my ass into his egg, where I wake up in a positively indulgent luxury poison swamp before being treated like a squeaky little dog toy