megafauna

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posts from @megafauna tagged #beat saber

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  • when but they spin around real quick to and the swords have to cross to make the hit (makes me feel very cool)
  • strategic up and down block placement that makes my arms do circles
  • mapping that thematically matches the song, for example when the lyrics are like "I'm being vulnerable" and the map uses bombs to make me expose my chest
  • maps that use the blocks to make me think about small details that I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, enhancing my listening experience outside of the game as well
    • usually this is some extremely cool drum flourish
      • one of my favorite maps escalates the complexity of the mapping as the drumming escalates in complexity in the middle of each chorus
  • lovingly crafted backgrounds that make me a little bit dizzy, like I'm still on my feet but I feel like I'm looking down from really high up

beat saber maps that are bad

  • lovingly crafted backgrounds that make me a lot dizzy and shoot my soul up out of my body straight through my spine
  • decorations that get in the way of seeing the blocks
  • drummer simulator maps (they keep making me do down slices on the bottom row)
    • ok but for real it's a huge strain on my wrists! I'm not getting my sabers bouncing off of something like if I was actually bopping around on some physical drums, the quick stop and rise has to be 100% facilitated by my own wrist muscles. I don't want to damage my wrists just to play a beat saber map, cmon
    • also this game gives you swords. how many swordfights have been won with nothing but vertical downward slices, and of those, how many have actually looked cool. none
  • when the map isn't synced very well to the song but it's a song I really really like and I have to debate with myself over if enjoying the song overrides the terrible time of playing the map :(
  • columns/rows of 3+ blocks
    • fuck you