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joewintergreen
@joewintergreen

one of the funnier ones on killedbygoogle.com


surasshu
@surasshu

i know this is preaching to the choir but this is insane to me, still. i will quite literally never buy any google hardware again because of this (i had a pixel 4a before that sucked, so that's another reason, but it was on the table at least).

surely the PR disaster of this is worse than just coughing up the upgrade at least one time?? like how could you ever trust them saying anything at this point? "our latest pixel will have 7 years of updates" sure, pal

but at the same time, i feel like this was barely a blip on the radar, even though this is the most insane shit ever. people literally paid a monthly subscription for nothing, it's absolutely criminal


Osmose
@Osmose

I looked up the Google announcement post for Pixel Pass, as well as some articles about it from the launch time. Also found a Reddit thread from 2 years ago asking how the upgrade works.

Pixel Pass got you discounted rates for Google subscription services + Google Fi (in return for forcing you to subscribe to all of them, so honestly not a great deal for most), and otherwise functioned as a no-discount 2 year payment plan for a Pixel phone. After the 2 years, you fully owned the phone. I didn't see any mentions of the upgrade in the marketing that I could see.

The wording quoted from the Reddit thread was "You can upgrade to a new Pixel phone every two years. After 24 monthly payments, you fully own your phone. At that time, you decide if you want to stay subscribed to Pixel Pass and receive the next device available as an upgrade." Google appears to have meant this to mean "You can move off Pixel Pass and pay full price for the services, or you can upgrade to the next Pixel with another payment plan and keep the discounted service prices."

Some people appear to have thought the upgrade was free, which doesn't really make much sense to me because it's unclear what would happen with the discounted subscriptions and payment plan. Was the thought that you'd just stop paying the phone payment plan part and only pay the discounted services cost? Google would be giving away $600 phones as a thank-you for staying subscribed to all their paid services at a lower cost than people not on the plan.

I would not be surprised if Google ended up killing this plan because they realized people were so confused that trying to walk existing customers through it would be harder than just sunsetting the program and giving out $100 credits, which ultimately was even more savings than they would've gotten if the program stayed.

Like, fuck Google all day for many reasons, but this two-sentence summary is bullshit.


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in reply to @joewintergreen's post:

If I'm not mistaken, did they not basically offer a credit of however much the user paid into that towards the next Pixel?

Like, obviously that wasn't the fucking deal, but it would certainly be better than just "we stole your money fuck off."

This. The deal was when you sign up Google sends you a Pixel and then you pay it off over 2 years with Pixel Pass. You were basically renting to own - if you cancelled your plan early, you had to pay off the rest of the phone.

Google sucks and kills loads of good products but almost everyone has wildly misunderstood what actually happened here and it's kind of infuriating. (Also, Pixel Pass was kind of a bad deal for most people anyway.)

which is weird, because they already let you do that. i've been buying pixels on credit, interest free 2-year terms, from them since like the pixel 2. i figured there would be some advantage to using the pixel pass but i straight up could not figure out why i would ever want to switch over to it because it would wind up being a bit more expensive.

is that only possible if you're on fi or something? i genuinely don't get it

This was what I generally saw reported, so I think your assessment was right. It was a slim discount assuming you wanted to buy a phone at full price and all the services that came with the pass. Overall, very paltry savings in exchange for complete platform lock-in.

in reply to @surasshu's post:

it is absurd, but also I think they really just paid for the price of the first phone they bought? so it'd mean they didn't pay for any hardware they didn't get, they just didn't get the experience that was promised at all

(edit, checking the breakdown: they bundled 4 google services with it—it ended up costing like $400 more than the phone did, but that's because you were also getting like $700 of google services bundled with it over those two years. big waste of money if you didn't care about youtube premium etc.)

still incredibly mad that my perfectly serviceable pixel whatever just doesn't get any updates at all any more because i guess hardware advanced so much in three years that the software we use to make phone calls is completely unrecognizable

i guess it's understandable. i mean they changed phone in 2015. instead of phone numbers it's wingdings now so we had to throw out all old phones. *touches earpiece* i'm being told that a phone from 1986 would still work for making phone calls actually

in reply to @Osmose's post:

Yeah, the value of dunking on Google appears to have been higher than the value of not lying on every news article that reported on this shutting down and said that "no one got upgrades" :eggbug-pensive:

Kinda, yeah. It's the iPhone Upgrade Program, just without the option to trade in your current phone for an immediate upgrade, and with a bunch of subscription services instead of just AppleCare+.

I hadn’t actually looked at the iPhone upgrade program before and looking at these numbers it’s hardly even comparable.

example: iPhone 15 pro: is $800, costs $1077 to own it with the payment plan but you can upgrade after only $539.

Pixel 6 pro cost $900, you had to pay $1320 before you owned it / were eligible for the upgrade, but that’s because they mixed in the junk service bundle with it instead of keeping it separate.