- wwoow, you can use it for free if you make less than some wild amount, pretty generous actually!
- the purchase (but for free) form looks normal, but you can't click any part of it, or select any text. is the site broken? did my adblock-
- ohh, the form is just for show for now, first you have to scroll back up and press 'create account'
- fill in your username and email, click a link in an email, set up a password
- 'your password can only contain those and those characters'
- your account has been created! logging in doesn't work, wrong password dummy
- try to reset the password. 'your password must be 20 characters or less!', you're told for the first time, and earlier it accepted a longer password and broke
- complete the purchase (?) by filling in a complete set of your personal information, a sane thing to do that's everywhere
- agree to like three checkboxes explaining to you what's illegal and what you'll get sued for how to give them mandatory advertising, because you know, you're a nuisance and a criminal by default
- 'congratulations! your purchase (?) of a $0 dollar per month 12 months subscription (????) is complete'
- there's no download link, there's no download links anywhere on the website
- ohh you have to go to your email with the invoice (?) and click the small link that says 'manage licenses' and it's a different website
- finally! program.exe
- '🚀 hey aspiring sqishbutts! first please click all the checkboxes above that say you agree to data collection to continue ;)'
You will share data about yourself such as age, location and gender.what, where will you get those from,- all done! easy peasy
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