i hate linkedin's notification system. wanna unsubscribe to something? good luck finding it. even if you click on the unsubscribe link you'll still have to find it yourself. even if you unsubscribe from the notification tab they won't tell you what kind of notification you're unsubscribing from.
michael meyers appears before you as the personification of a get rich scheme. he steps into what appears to a pair of coveralls. oh my. what's this? the coveralls seem to be made of social media. now he has a machete and he would like you to call him linkedin.
what do you do?





