it is the year 2030. chromium remains the dominant browser. firefox has been crushed beneath the wheels of <progress />, and adblockers are less effective than ever. the forks are all dead, compiling chrome takes so long that google has to dedicate whole datacenters just to get it out on time, cutting the power to local towns and cities. but there is hope. a group of scrappy upstarts has finally assembled a botnet big enough to compile chromium in under a month, and with it they have the power to take back the web.




