idk how anyone could take their phone or switch or whatever inside their bathroom. aside from the fact its unhygientic but also i like to use shitting time as Thinking Time . i become a real thought provoker. while you bitches are playing super stupid marios and flappy bird penis, im creating worlds and stories in my mind. im thinking up of battle plans. my next moves. its very valuable time. in a world where every one is constantly on devices , wouldnt you want just a bit of time to just be alone in ur thoughts and maybe even spin a 3d model of a cow in ur head ? of course you wouldnt though. you cant see pure joy if it stared you in the face
back when i was working in retail before smartphones I had my LG Vu (circa 2011) fall out of my pocket, as i was standing up after taking a dump at work and it landed in the bowl, even fishing it out and cleaning it, the phone was essentially unusable due to touchscreen problems so now ~because i have developed an anxiety about it~ i make sure I leave my cell phone at my desk whenever I go to the bathroom at the office. I never bring it into the bathroom at home.
i used a nokia brick i got at the AT&T store from then until I got my first android phone like two years later because I was under the poverty line and functionally the only way to get an affordable phone was wait for your contract to renew
