i have come upon a breakthrough in the field of goat-based (and other quadruped-based) visual novels
- visual novels work because they maximize the amount of highly-expressive art onscreen for people. people are vertical, with their expressive parts at the top (generally)
- goats, on the other hand, are horizontal, so in order to maximize their expressive qualities, the best solution is to TURN THE WHOLE THING SIDEWAYS

