Micolithe
Agender
36 years old
Philadelphia, PA
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Last Login: 08/30/2007

Agender Enby, Trans, Gay, AND the bearer of the gamer's curse. Not a man, not a woman, but instead I am puppy.
I got a fat ass and big ears.

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Yes I did the cooking mama Let's Play way back when. I post alot about Tech (mostly how it sucks) and Cooking and Music and Television Shows and the occasional Let's Play video
💖@FadeToZac

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We all do what we can ♫

So we can do just one more thing ♫

We can all be free ♫

Maybe not in words ♫

Maybe not with a look ♫

But with your mind ♫


last.fm listening



masklayer
@masklayer

Cohost should allow video but only 1mb or less so you HAVE to post the most scrungled shit (significantly less than mastodon. not "you can post normal video if you run it thru handbrake" level, it has to be incomprehensible)


micolithe
@micolithe

i am enough of an ffmpeg wizard to make this work lets do it


micolithe
@micolithe

An episode of You Can't Do That on Television (I just happened to be re-encoding this for my plex setup) in 44p (yeah you read that right) and bitcrushed as much as I could without it just turning into nondestinct black and white squares moving around at random. It's STILL 36MB.

Cohost doesn't even know how to preview it.


micolithe
@micolithe
#!/bin/bash

TARGETDIR="/disks/charizard/encode/output/"
EXT=".mkv"

f="/disks/charizard/encode/input/YCDTOTV - S1982 E31 - Vacations.wmv"

echo "Processing - $f"
f2=$(basename -a "${f}")
f3=${f2:0:-4}
outfile="$TARGETDIR$f3$EXT"
echo "New File - $outfile"
ffmpeg -i "$f" -metadata title= -c:v h264 -c:a ac3 -c:s copy -y -map 0:a:0 -map 0:v:0 -map 0:s:0? -preset slower -b 6000 -s 58x44 "$outfile"


lunettian
@lunettian

slimed dot jpg

the audio was still very listenable, i feel like it could be more scrungled


micolithe
@micolithe

I got it down to 7 MB however ffmpeg is incredulous at my updated command line arguments

Here's the new one, in MP4 format! Maybe it'll embed!

Edit: OK the embed doesn't play the audio if you download it i promise its there


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in ac3 you can probably get down to 64kbps before people REALLY start being reminded of mp3s from the 90's. you could squeeze out a little more but the sound tells the story where the picture physically can not.