me, 13, making a final fantasy fan site on a free web host: "i love websites! i could make them forever!"
me, 31, making websites forever: "oh, it was final fantasy that i loved."
Me at 15, finding out Lycos Tripod UK was giving out free hosting w/ MySQL instances:
Haha, wow! cool!
Me, at 35, as an ETL developer:
Well this sucks, what the fuck. I curse E. F. Codd's very name.

