Micolithe
Agender
36 years old
Philadelphia, PA
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Last Login: 08/30/2007

Agender Enby, Trans, Gay, AND the bearer of the gamer's curse. Not a man, not a woman, but instead I am puppy.
I got a fat ass and big ears.

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Yes I did the cooking mama Let's Play way back when. I post alot about Tech (mostly how it sucks) and Cooking and Music and Television Shows and the occasional Let's Play video
💖@FadeToZac

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We all do what we can ♫

So we can do just one more thing ♫

We can all be free ♫

Maybe not in words ♫

Maybe not with a look ♫

But with your mind ♫


last.fm listening



I have no idea who these esports people are but they aren't hellboy thats for sure

Post Trauma seems like a horror game but the protag has a TREMENDOUS ass

Viewfinder seems neat, I'd like to check that out.

Scars Above trailer has the character say "The Metahedron brought us here?" If I were you i'd avoid using the word "meta" as a prefix for a couple of years at least, lmao.

You tellin me this dude's name is "Average Jonas?"

After Us: What's The Deal with Cyber Haruka Sawamura? She frees Animal Ghosts I think?

The announcer is like "haha what if i developed agoraphobia so i could play videogames" that sounds like a bad coping mechanism my friend

Hell yeah Kirby & The Forgotten Land is really good. I feel like its better than Star Allies.

Street Fighter? They still make those? (My fightgame mutuals such as fenns and lynxwinters will be so mad at me for saying this)

"Welcome to the game awards Al Pacino" Its DUNK actually. DUNKACCINO

The game awards black daddy and twink son

OK OK Hades DLC? or an Expansion of some kind?

Wh...what is this Isometric Topdown Bayonetta game? What? It comes out on St. Patricks Day? Bay O'Netta?

OK this steam deck giveaway is a nightmare it just says "Loading Latest Steam Deck Winner" and every once in a while it shows me a username but by and large it's not doing it.

WELCOME TO THE VAPOR CHAMBER

One of you.... is a murderer *Zooms in on Reggie Fils-Aime*
OK for real though this one would've made for an Amogus joke easy peasy and I appreciate that you didn't go for the low hanging fruit.

Oh no its DARK BATMAN! He KILLS people!

It's been 42 minutes. I'm already exhausted. Did I win a steam deck? Can we skip to the Kojima trailer? We all know its coming.

Oh god its Among Us. Please, let me live. I want to live. Wait this is a deodorant commercial? I don't understand.

Oh good an epic battle for epic gamers with epic animals that are beholden to the physics momentum ala human fall flat or gang beasts. This reminds me why I don't focus on multiplayer games anymore, ALTHOUGH IF ANYONE EVER ASKED (in advance) hell yeah I'd be down

I could just emulate Last of Us Part 1 if I wanted to play it so bad lmao

Lmaoooo "Uncharted" for best adaptation? My buddy Mike from SA tried to watch it with some other goons in our discord server and everyone got bored like 15 minutes in and stopped, no way does it deserve that nomination.

Keighley keeps announcing trailers like "OH THIS IS THE ONE" I know you're saving Kojima for the end dude shut up.

I sorta wish I liked star wars more but also then I would get my heart broken by the constant cycle of good media + bad media like I feel with Sonic Games. Glad they put the EA logo in the Star Wars Jedi Surivor logo so that I know it has loot boxes in it, very classy. This one is also on St. Patricks Day? I guess St. Patricks Day is a friday next year? They also brought out the guy who plays and voices the main character and he's like "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST STAR WARS GAME OF ALL TIME" OK but you star in it you're a little biased you know that right?

Oooh the Celeste Studio doing something new hell yeah. I'm not Good at Videogames enough to get very far in Celeste unfortunately.

Dune MMO? I don't really know anything about Dune but people seemed to like the movie. I wonder if this is the Dune Rennisance.

PUBG CHEESEBURGER ALERT

OH ITS KOJIMA TIME. This time you're the baby! OH NO ITS GOTH WHEN YOU BIRTH BUT HE KEEPS SUCKIN BABY. Alright well Death Stranding 2 doesn't surprise me there was alot of imagery that lined up. I just hope I like this one. DS1 felt like a chore to play.

OK we got Tekken 8 is Kiryu in this one thats basically all I know about Tekken

Why would I buy an Xbox from Verizon? So you can kill my connection during my sick gaming session BRO???? (I am having alot of problems with my Verizon service although it's alot better these days)

"I was a teenage Exocolonist" is a hell of a game title

Baldur's Gate 3???? Wasn't the last one of these 20 years ago??? on the PS2??? Oh my god it looks like a PS3 game???? What the fuck is happening????

The Steam Deck Giveaway chat is complaining about "bots" in the way that you would expect from people who Care Alot ABout Steam might. There are also alot of people spouting transphobia and I wish to run them through with a broadsword in a way that would be similar to what is described in Oceanographer's Choice by The Mountain Goats.

...Why would I trust Google to do ANYTHING gaming after killng Stadia? I absolutely do not trust you. I consider this thing cancelled already.

Diablo 4 huh? I'm over Diablo, you don't have to keep doing this.

If there's one thing I can alwyas count on for the game awards it's that there will always be a super out of place cover of a song. Today's winner? Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi. No idea who covered it but they did slap it over a Transformers trailer.

Not Michael Keegan Key's best comedy work on this stage that's for sure. Anyway! Mario Movie! I kind of hate this! And the writing feels really bad in thsis trailer! Any time Mario says words it hurts me in my soul! He's so not the right choice for this role!

Oh no Animal from the Muppets is here??? why???? What the fuck is going on. I'm so exhausted by this show. Please.

Lords of the Fallen 2? Oh my god this game was announced 8 years ago?????

Chuck Norris? What is this 2007? Shut the FUCK up Geoff Keighley.

I can actually feel my brain turning into sludge. I just want to win a steamdeck at this point. I'm so tired.

Nothing happened for a long time and now there's an Armored Core 4 trailer/???????

"Coming up we crown the game of the year" oh thank god I'm not sure how much more of this I can stand

OK and the winner is... Elden Ring??? I was certain it was gonna be God of War for marketing reasons (game is newer)

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SURVIVED ITS OVER AND I DONT THINK I WON A STEAMDECK BUT THE NOTIFICATIONS HAVE BEEN BROKEN ALL NIGHT SO WHO KNOWS


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