I think we should bring back the term "sammich" but maybe without the commonly associated misogynistic phrase that was oh so disgustingly popular in the early 2000s.
"make me a sammich" I say to the touchscreen at Wawa, quick chek, or Sheetz, depending on locality
It is a touchscreen so it does not react.
Honestly I would fucking demolish a quick chek breakfast sub rn
The Wawa ones are fine but they aren't quite the same.

