I am making a video game titled DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS. It stars Laura D, a world famous movie star who gets locked out of her apartment by a Satanic sex cult. If you do a good job talking to people and clicking on things and dialing phone numbers and solving problems perhaps she may eventually reclaim her fancy penthouse pad, where all her cool stuff is. But you probably don't wanna do that, that would suck so bad, that would be the Bad End if you ask me. Won't tell you what the Good Ends are right now though, that would count as "spoilers" okay, just trust me: none of them involve owning a Rolls Royce and that means this game probably has good politics.

DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS owes a debt to stuff like LucasArts point & click adventure games and the works of ~digital auteurs~ like Kenji Eno and...uh...I dunno, what's the name of that guy who made Garage? That guy. I'm also ripping off that one Fellini movie a lot, the one starring his wife, I'm very fond of that movie. It also looks kinda like a Hypercard game, the ones you'd see on a black and white Mac way back when, heck it even uses Chicago as its dialogue font, that's kinda authentic isn't it. But more than anything it resembles something I'd make cuz I've been the only person working on this thing for many, many years now. I really hope you enjoy it when it's finished. I really hope that's someday soon. Please keep me in your thoughts and send me lots of energy. Thank you.