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✾ Aura, a Lady.@millenomi3/19/2023, 5:19 AM

Nire Bryce @NireBryce

@lexi3/19/2023, 12:12 AM

This post has content warnings for: guns, joke about homicide.

#this time with homicide spelled correctly. who thought that it would be a good idea to put o and i right next to each other. i do Not want to kill gay people

National Institute for Standards and Technology @nist3/19/2023, 4:07 AM

Important NIST Bulletin - Priority: High - Business/Industry risk: High

For the time of the settling of scores, the term "High Noon" should be used, as "12pm" can be ambiguous, especially for international audiences that use 24-hour time.

Please refer to the FAQ if you have more questions.

Dr Cassandra Granade @cgranade3/19/2023, 4:23 AM

On cohost, it's not high noon, it's a @500 .beatdown!

National Institute for Standards and Technology @nist3/19/2023, 4:26 AM

SRM 2460 is not to be used in non-standard situations.

This is your last and final warning.

Do not court the wrath of a NIST Gaithersburg Group OSY standards retrieval team.

They will not be using SRM-2905, but the real thing, when they breach.

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Sarah @catgirlcock3/19/2023, 12:31 AM

w. would that mean that you could then buy a NIST Standard Assassination Victim

@lexi3/19/2023, 12:33 AM

ive heard they have a Human Resources department so i think they already sell bodies

Sarah @catgirlcock3/19/2023, 12:34 AM

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

National Institute for Standards and Technology @nist3/19/2023, 4:09 AM

Where did you hear that? They mostly just come around with the snack cart and badger people out of filing suits against their superiors.

@lexi3/19/2023, 12:34 AM

also thank you for asking this because i had the HR joke in my head but didnt know how to put this. this was the perfect setup

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