welcome to my scary ass apartment dude. just leave your coat wherever. we got all kinds of good shit man we got those weird oreos they keep making we got cola we got soul calbur 2 its all good. one thing though the bathroom is kind of really bad rn because freddy krueger is kind of crashing in our bathtub. yeah i mean just like. if he's asleep then just do whatever you gotta do as quietly as you can. i cant really do anything about it cause jason called a vote to let him crash while i was at work and like of course the ONE GUY who doesn't know him that well doesn't need to vote. fuckin it's like i come back and chucky and mike are bringing in pillows and shit into the bathroom. i'm like "what's this about" and they just kinda go "uhhh we thought you knew" and nobody even told me man. oh that's the tarp that leprechaun lives under. i think he's in there but sometimes he just keeps his laundry under there. you know what hold on HEY LITTLE MAN is that you under there oh okay no its just his socks. leprechaun is a tight dude but he's got like tinnitus or something so you really do gotta put the diaphragm into waking him up sometimes. man can i get you anything like drinks or something? lemme see what we got. ohh man. of course. perfect. fucking... the weird guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer took my coke. little fuckin IOU note in there. god he's not gonna be back till 11. dumbass gets ONE good reference for union rep w/ghostface and suddenly its this waiting game on everything with him every day. what do i not have enough "seniority" on handling his bullshit? god that's just the opposite of what i wanted (kagutaba from noroi enters the shot) hey man i already sent you the rent money get off my ass (kagutaba from noroi exits the shot)
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