coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.
Have you talked with the mayor yet?
Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!
Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.
Heh heh heh. My ring of teleporation is buried behind the third gravestone, nice and saf-
Oh, hello there! Have a good day!
Confound that thief! I spent my last coin on that bat guano.
Now I'll never finish that spell in time...
My cousin was chased by a pack of River Lynxes when he passed through the forest last week. Scary! I heard they fear lightning, though...
When i’m feeling under the weather i just have a POTION! Miss Marianne sells ‘em at her shop!
I've been practicing my poker face, but I just can't beat that kid in the park. I wonder if he's cheating somehow...
Not so fast! This way is blocked, and no one can get through. If only someone had some way to move large rocks?
Oh boy! My new t-shirt just arrived! I ordered it online, you see. Computers can do so much these days!
Tsk… you won. I guess I should have seen it coming!
