Cuno's the fuckin Grinch, he is! Who's the mean one now, pig? You couldn't touch Cuno with a nine and a half foot pole! Cuno's got that jolly shit! That holly shit! You f****ts don't even have any Who hash! But Cuno does. Cuno's the fuckin Grinch!
(Post co-written by @jackie-tries-internet)
Pig can't steal shit! Pig can't dress up like Santa like Cuno can! Pig can't lie to children like Cuno can! Pig can't turn a dog into a reindeer like Cuno can! There's only ONE Grinch in Who-ville and it's CUNO!
