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send me asks! :3
boobs
I'm not convinced that this needs to be a link?
Yea no
it doesnt
i wonder if
**markdown** formatting *works* no it doesnt thats sad
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did you know that posts 2-5 are completely empty because i was trying to fix a bug with the original post composer (i mean you didn't because there's literally no way to know this, but,)
lmao thats amazing. they belong in a museum
(unrelated note but while trying to find a way to get posts by id numbers, i found the api endpoint https://cohost.org/api/v1/project_post/1000000, which while it has post content and timestamp and stuff, doesnt have the actual Link To The Post under _links, which seems a little unhelpful)
fun fact! this API endpoint is used in literally zero places, so it's got weird legacy shit going on! we haven't fully dropped any of the legacy APIs yet, even when we're not using them, because we don't want to risk breaking existing bots or anything. we're gonna drop more of them once the public API is available
im all about that weird legacy shit! that makes complete sense yea, its funny looking thru the frontend source mapped code and seeing the 3 or 4 different generations of apis, sometimes all mixed into eachother lol
watching cohost develop has been such an incredible experience of seeing how New Software Development takes place and the cycles that it experiences at such a rapid rate. its like watching a dinosaur movie but with eggbug
oh, you beat me to it lol https://cohost.org/tit/post/1011580-hey-look-it-s-the-ea#comment-fb3c3453-9fd7-4a75-a794-bde022cf210f
i got eggbug history tho
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