we're not smart, we just found a hobby that didn't require having friends, then hyperfixated on it to the point where we forgot we were allowed to do anything else
but you totally can do something else. im studying a trade skill rn
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in reply to @AtomD's post:
Hey, I'm a software engineer and I am gonna enroll for a masters degree in urban planning. So, smart enough to correct the mistake... more than a decade into my career... :(
as a computer toucher trying to be less of a computer toucher: we are all fools and it sucks
I think, all the time, about the one software person I know who quit to become a farmer.
He truly went to love the dream
my first engineering manager boss now runs a maker space for kids. it seems really chill
I mean, for me, I do this whether or not I'm paid to, so I might as well be paid for it. That has nothing to do with how smart I am, tho.
y'know how in a lot of RPGs, intelligence and wisdom are different stats with no relation to each other? there ya go.
in reply to @gwenverbsnouns's post:
This is the sort of vibe I want to bring with myself going in to college. Doing the CS stuff I have fun with, but making sure I branch out and explore other interests!
i waited until after i had a family that mostly relies on me for support to realize i was miserable in software and now i'm not sure how to get out 😭😭😭
someday i will be able to do something else. unfortunately: currently blocked by website
i really enjoy said website and appreciate all the work you put into it, and i hope you get to escape it eventually! it sounds colossally stressful
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