when I was in college in the late twenty oh's, it was the fashion at the time for crude men (like the ones I was in class with for my computer science degree) to react to odd turns of phrase with "yeah, that's what I call MY DICK!!!!" and I think we should bring that back but in a woke way. I think the shitposters of today could really do something with it. Really push it to new frontiers.
"yeah, thats what I call my platonic boytwink pet girlfriend's DICK!!!!"
