The Enelphant

Fuck I mean the efelant. Enelephlat. Phenelopant. Elefaneloplant. Enshelafrant.

The artist who drew this was like "okay I got this real good sketchbook going, got a bunch of plants, let's do some animals. Gotta be some exotic ones, no one wants another picture of a wolf. I heard of an elephante from some Arabic manuscript, let's try that. A great beast, okay, got it, whoops it's a wolf. Fuck. Why do I keep thinking of wolves. Anyway, I haven't wasted a page yet let's keep going. Got a long ropey nose, kinda flares out at the end, got it. Two big teeth, heck yeah let's get some serious canines in here. And built like a damn barrel of wine, got it. I think this looks pretty good! If there's a problem I'll just scribble in this is what some Arab described it as."

anyway it me, i'm the enelphant. i'm big, fuzzy, a little floppy, and very "what's wrong with your dog" coded. i'm doing my best.