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Stupid thoughts and hopefully less stupid articles occasionally. Gaming and tech thoughts mostly, but I have a smattering of completely off-the-wall interests as well.

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hey! future me! I'm looking at you. You're gonna find some way to be nostalgic about literally anything I write here, aren't you? Knock it off and do something useful. thx bb

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FauxWren
@FauxWren

The Y-Wing is the workhorse of the rebel fleet; it's not quick or flashy, but it gets the job done. The armor on this ship is extensive and the shields will protect you from just about anything, which is good - because you won't be going anywhere fast.


love
@love

"the armor on this ship is extensive"

THE Y-WING?

THE SHIP THAT THEY REGULARLY FLY WITH THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM OF PARTS?

THE SHIP WHERE THE ICONIC VERSION OF IT LITERALLY HAS HOLES IN THE STRUTS LARGE ENOUGH TO DRIVE AN ENTIRE TRUCK THROUGH?

NOT ONLY IS THE Y-WING NOT EXTENSIVELY ARMORED IT'S NOT EVEN EXTENSIVELY ENTACT

THE ARMOR ON THIS SHIP FELL OFF BEFORE MOST OF THE PILOTS IN THE BATTLE OF YAVIN WERE BORN AND THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO REPLACE ANY OF IT


love
@love

PLEASE FIND ATTACHED A HELPFUL ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT A Y-WING WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT HAD ARMOR ON IT INSTEAD OF BEING PART OF A RAGTAG FLEET THAT CAN ONLY AFFORD TO FLY SHIPS WINNIE-THE-POOH STYLE


love
@love

better hope the force is with you because like 70% of the ship sure isn't


modulusshift
@modulusshift

I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDDING


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in reply to @FauxWren's post:

in reply to @love's post:

so here's what I think happened: it looks like the design of the struts is intended to evoke a jet engine and afterburner (which are similarly spindly) and do some shit with like focusing the ion exhaust to improve combustion efficiency or whatever; I imagine they're noncritical to the operation of the ship, though they might impair its performance characteristics if damaged

imo also possible that refits to the engine between the clone wars and the time of the galactic civil war improved its "non-afterburning" performance enough that those things are basically just vestigial and kept there more for sentimental reasons than anything