Bloody hell, what's going on in- The chef's snogging the pico de gallo, unbelievable. Look, he's given it the clap. No wonder this place is fucking going under.

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Bloody hell, what's going on in- The chef's snogging the pico de gallo, unbelievable. Look, he's given it the clap. No wonder this place is fucking going under.
Tomatillo, whoever was writing the captions wasn't even close