wizard putting on a Vegas magic show but he has no showmanship whatsoever. he's just standing there muttering to himself, doing literally impossible feats of genuine sorcery, never making eye contact with the audience. at the end of his act he transforms himself until a cat and just walks offstage
the show stays open mostly because of buzz on the internet from dedicated stage magic fans who believe he's an eccentric genius on the verge of reinventing the entire form