when pizza is wet.
when pasta is dry.
30s. spreadsheet witch.
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Peach oath, take the peach oath
Form a modern Han-age family,
Out in Zhang Fei’s garden
Swear an oath beneath a peach fruit tree
Brothers, though we were not born that way
We hope we shall die on the same day
When you take the peach oath
Have a yabba dabba doo time
Zhang Fei Guan Yu time
We’ll have Liu Bei old time
•I'm super cool and everyone loves me
•I would really miss me if I was gone
•I'm immune to all known diseases
•I will purge all evil from my soul and become a being of pure light but try not be annoying about it
•Other people are all anyone else has
•Some other sixth thing
