montrith

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Petrodactyl spotter in exile


My sister: You don't understand how much this baby is keeping us awake.

Me: Actually I do, because every time it's your husband's turn to look after the baby he takes it to the room that's right next to mine so it can keep crying without waking you up.

Which is what I would say if I wasn't so afraid of my sister having a fit.


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