mr. satan is easily number 1.
“i know martial arts!” pulls out a handgun

more sinister than intimidating
mr. satan is easily number 1.
“i know martial arts!” pulls out a handgun
i love the idea that you haven't evaluated the other characters, but you KNOW this one is the worst. and honestly, you're so right for it
Part of knowing a martial art is knowing when not to use it. Turns out it's never, if you have a handgun.