i’ve spent so much of my life thinking about the logistics of donald duck’s zipper beret

more sinister than intimidating
i’ve spent so much of my life thinking about the logistics of donald duck’s zipper beret
Have you come to any conclusions in re: function/design? Or what the zipper might conceal?
everytime i make any progress re: function/design the paradoxical nature of it collapses all my thought, truly an impossible hat
well you can definitely sew a zipper like that, it just won't, like, have a reason to be there
especially not the part at the end where only one side of the zipper is attached to anything