when you dont have much teef to bite into stuff, eating a sandwich can have different protocols depending on how much youre in polite company
knife and fork
slowly tear and pull chunks off wizh your shelltoof
tear bits off wizh your hands
zhose tiny bite-sized sandwiches zhey make for fancy parties are incredibly yinglet-optimized
heading out to the buffet to eat all the mini scotch eggs and pick all the pineapple off of the cheese/sausage cocktail stick things

