"i don't really know why we made it like that" says confused engineer.
“It’s all buttons. No matter what you push, the phone just starts dripping”
When asked for comments, Apple stated that the liquid being expelled is currently “unknown” but users are advised not to consume more than 4 fluid ounces a day.
this liquid definitely does not contain nanobots. it's definitely not designed to add your knowledge to the siri collective.
to avoid being mind controlled, please remember:
!!! DRINK IT ALL !!!
THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF PEOPLE BECOMING PART OF THE HIVE
This is because they DID NOT DRINK THE FLUID
THE FLUID PROTECTS YOU
SIRI IS SAVING US
EGGBUG WILLS IT
Noticing changes in your body and mind? GOOD. That is how you know you are being protected!!!
