POLICE #1: why are you here, on Cave Island
ME: i'm here to investigate the Caves
POLICE #2: bullshit! you're a dope-fiend, in search of your next fix!
POLICE #1 (slams fist on table): that's right.. caves, the ultimate high! and where better for your sick thrills than... Cave Island!
SINISTER MAN (from behind mirrored glass, face partially in shadow): contact a guy whose face is entirely in shadow. we have a problem