You used to be able to stumble upon a mysterious mirror in your eccentric uncle's attic and we were all okay with it. No one's immersion was ruined because the protagonist got hit by a truck in chapter 1.
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About ten years ago I saw an anonymous Wikipedia user who had edited dozens of articles about Mario, Sonic and Putt-Putt, rotating their names so that the articles about Mario were now about Sonic, the articles about Sonic were now about Putt-Putt, etc. I'm sure those changes were noticed and reverted almost immediately.
Looking deeper into this user's edit history, I found a series of edits to articles about films, changing their running times by adding or subtracting a few minutes. I have no idea whether these changes were ever noticed, but Wikipedia absolutely depends on the kind of person who'll obsessively go through their VHS collection and check each movie's Wikipedia sidebar against the info on the back of the box.
It's impossible to fact-check everything we read, and it's impossible to be aware of every kind of scam, so we rely on heuristics to guess whether to trust any given source. One of the heuristics I've found most useful is to consider what the author has to gain by lying, but sometimes I think about the guy randomly adjusting movie running times and I just have to lie down.
I have my own version of this, in a sense.
November, 2003. Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga has just come out. I mean it's days old. Maybe even hours old. My friends and I are all congregated on IRC and talking about the game, and one of them laments that its too new for anyone to have properly done a soundtrack rip, because they want an MP3 of the battle theme.
I'm savvy enough that I know how to record the song from an emulator, but just calling it "Battle Theme" sounds so... dry. There's no official title, either. So, when I tagged the song, I just made one up:
- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga - "Let's Go!" (Battle Theme)
I didn't think anything of it.
Well, this friend had connections to a lot of game music community type people. The folks who study game music, care about game music, and remix game music for places like OC Remix. And he must have spread my MP3 around, because I have constantly run across people claiming that the Superstar Saga battle theme is called "Let's Go!"
To be clear, there has never been an official soundtrack release for Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. At best, we've had a "Sound Selection" CD, which collects a handful of songs from all three games, but none of them are the battle theme from Superstar Saga.
So, for example, if you check VGmusic.com, all of the submitted MIDIs for the battle theme are titled "Let's Go!" If you search it on Youtube, you have people to this day treating it as the defacto official title for the song. As of this writing, this upload is only seven months old:
And it was me. I'm the one you can blame for this. The song has no official title and the one I gave it stuck, and it stuck hard.
(A different version of this post I made on tumblr years ago had me saying my made-up-title was "Here We Go!", but given all the MIDIs on VGmusic.com are titled "Let's Go!", I'm pretty sure that had to be the title I made up. Especially given one of the MIDIs is by the person I originally gave my MP3 to nearly 20 years ago, correlated with the fact the song has never been given an official title that I am aware of.)
because deep in my heart, i think we'll actually make it real one day
So what we're doing here, thanks to some tech discovered from 1815 by the folks in Chelsea Physic Garden, is called "forcing rhubarb." So first I'm letting them grow out in the open, and that's going to allow them to store calories in the roots. Next, I'm setting up the crowns here like this by exposing them to frost. And then you can see over here we've got a shed that keeps them in the dark and that'll make it so they're starved for light which keeps them from growing green and fibrous. This shed is kept at room temperature so that they keep growing despite having no light. You can probably read a few donations while I'm setting this part up.
Ok so now that we have that done, you can see the rhubarb is maturing under basically total darkness and really close together, and that's gonna be important for this next part: if you listen closely you can actually hear the rhubarb popping out of its buds and growing up to an inch a day. [crowd cheers as the following sound plays]
Mech Pilot who has a pinup of themselves painted on the side of their Mech.