i have never used thunderbolt before, because I knew it was a joke that you couldn't rely on. i have ignored all suggestions that i should solve this problem or that one with a thunderbolt peripheral because i knew it would be a waste of my time and literally any other solution would be more sustainable. i have been fully vindicated.
particularly the "99% of usb cables are counterfeits" bit, is trying to plug in a cintiq
i am constantly marveling at how unclothed this particular emperor (meaning USB, not @thew) is. i have twenty years of experience that say no, actually, all USB cables are fake except for the incredibly stiff 8"-long one that came with your device, and that will stop working after 6 months when a solder joint loosens up. people will tell me they don't have these problems, and that is so hard for me to believe that i've actually wondered if, for some unscrutable reason, they're lying.
the reason i loved it, mainly, is because i have been working with laptops a lot since i got into tech, and i fucking hated wiring up a dozen cables every time i wanted to go from desktop to portable.
so then my office got these amazing new Thinkvision panels from Lenovo. They essentially have a built-in dock, running on USB-C/TB, and on pretty much any decent laptop going these days, you can run one cable to it and it will carry video, inputs, audio, and charging, all at once.
living the dream. one cable to connect and disconnect, no worries.
but my personal "gamer" laptop was starting to get a bit cranky for reasons, and foolishly believing i was in a more permanent living arrangement, i decided to go desktop this go around.
then the fucking nightmare began.
just shopping for a damn motherboard was a nightmare. this board says it has TB and then you look it up and no it doesn't, this board has a USB-C at least but is it TB? the Thinkvision also supports "alternate mode", which is a non-TB protocol for USB 3 gen something or other that can do the magic without TB. Will your board have that too? who fucking knows. you just have to buy one and fucking pray.
So I pick one that's reasonably priced, and proudly comes with all of one (1) USB-C port on the back, which it is so proud of it even has it's own special label on the breakout.
Get it home, plug in my one magic cable, and of course it doesn't fucking work. Fine, OK, I'll just add a fucking thunderbolt card, those exist right? After all "Thunderbolt is just PCI-E over USB-C!" right?
Wrong! They don't fucking exist! There's no such thing as a standard thunderbolt card. Every TB card is proprietary to a specific motherboard, and if the mfg'er does bother to make one for your specific board, you're just fucked, forever. And even if one does, they cost insane amounts of money. Hundreds of dollars, and often only have one fucking port to boot.
So my mfg'er doesn't make a TB board for my chipset/board. So no TB for me. Forever.
I end up just cobbling together some bullshit with a USB-switch so I can still have the inputs going to both my personal and work machines, until a friend tells me about Synergy and I can finally have a usable setup again.
Fuck TB. The Tuberculosis of Inputs.
what i really love about USB C is how absolutely nobody will commit to it. your motherboard has all of one of them if it's mid tier. If it's extremely high end you might get three. laptops are worse.
how long has it been since this was announced as the new standard? How long until we admit it's never going to be more than a forced meme, a thing you're constantly adapting through dongles? People who only ever use two USB devices at a time DNI
counting down the seconds until ThunderBlunder, a full system exploitation based around poorly-written TB controller/driver code, is presented at [insert hacker conference here]
its logo is the international AED symbol but "hackerized"