The mind-control fungus in my brain: Run straight into that burning truck! Your death with spread my spooooooores!
Me: This is a video game.
Me: This character dying won't spread any spores.
Me: Even in the game.
Fungus: I can still roleplay.
Fungus: Gonna find the biggest explosion to spread my spores further!
Me: Then why did you make me pick Ranger when I wanted Grenadier?
Fungus: Because Katanas are cool.
Me: We've been over this.