Lines provided by @zantilla and AM4N
Final mix by @zantilla (AM4N also made a final mix with more time put in which we all preferred but zantilla's is the one i uploaded because timing oops)
Shitty VO job by @mouri-sunlight (me)
text version below the read more point:
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE MEAT THIS BURGER HAS
IT'LL MAKE YOU SHIT BULLETS
AND IF YOUR WIFE EATS THIS BURGER THEN CONGRATS!
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND NOW
INTRODUCING:
ALL-NEW MANBURGER
A QUARTER POUND
OF PURE DIESEL AND TESTOSTERONE!
YOU NEED A BURGER THAT'S BUILT FORD TOUGH
AND AFTER ALL, WHAT IS TOUGHER
THAN A MAN?