mouri-sunlight

not a vampire dont look into it

not a vampire don't look into it theyre lying


if uve never lived with a neurotic white woman in her late 40s who absolutely refuses 2 get help ever n want 2 understand what thats like, im here rn 2 explain it 4 u from experienk living w/ my mother a while ago!!!!!!!!! dw i dont live w/ her anymore do not be alarm'd

neway, acquire a pressure cooker n some egs. put exactly 8 egs in the pressure cooker, intact, n cover them w/ water. take out a ruler 2 make sure the water extends at LEAST 2mm and at MOST 8mm above the eg that rests the highest. do not put anything like salt in the water. ok. now close the pressure cooker n get it up 2 boiling. from here, boil the egs in the pressure cooker 4 at LEAST 48 minutes n at MOST 56 minutes. turn off pressure cooker. move egs in2 collander. let egs sit, without removing shells, in collander under running cold water 4 a minimum of 25 minutes and a maximum of 32 minutes. move the egs 2 a large bowl of cold water. let them sit in this bowl 4 a minimum of 10 minutes n a maximum of 16 minutes. peel the egs. place the boiled egs in a plastic airtight container n then cover w/ water, by at least 10mm from the top of the top eg. seal the container n put this in the fridge. every morning at 6:20 AM eat one eg from this container.

congrats u have now felt what thats like


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