this post is copied as text after the read more, it was originally going to be posted as a screenshot then I remembered it's literally just text without special formatting. I think this ranks highly among my worst-ever posts tbh
What needs to happen in this world if we are to reach golden purity and an eternal age of euphoria
UWUUUUUUUUU TO BWING A AGE OF DA PUURRRREST KIND MAN MUST WISE UP TO DA OPWESSAS AWW WIKE >=33333333 🔫 🔫 BWAT BWAT
IF WE DOWON'T ACT IMMEDEWATEWY TO PUWIFY DA WOWD OF DA WIZAWD MEN (STAWTING W/ DA GWAND WIZAWDS OF DA KWAN) WE WIWW NEVEW SEE AN AGE OF GWOWY, PURRRRRRRRITY, AND SANKITTY
WISE MY CHIWDWEN AND OWOTAKE THE WICH!!!!!! KWACK OPEN DEIZ HEDS N DWINK DA SANGWEEN UWUUUUUUU
WE CAN SEE NO FUTUWE FOW DA PURRREST OF UZZZ IF WE DOWON'T SEEZ DA MEANS OF WUWEWSHIP AND PUWGE OUW PWANET OF DA OWD MONEY AND STAB OUW MASTEWS W/ DA BWADES OF DEIZ OWN WHIPS!!!!!!!!!!