- showoff-play obsessors who play "Elder Scrolls Online" (bonus points for also "Team Fortress 2")
- those who are serially-homosexual for vampires
- southern ontarians interested in linguistics who either live within 20 kilometers of my position or promise to not seek me out in the flesh realm
- gay stoner bicyclists who live in canada
if you fit one of these descriptions and also seek people of these descriptions, please direct a comment at this post and I will either find you on the Bad Messaging App For Gamers or ask a mutual friend to give you my discord info (my personal discord is not public)