IF YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT IN ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE, AND YOU PLAY ON THE NORTH AMERICA SERVER, JOIN KiLlEr JeStEr GaNg (listed in guild finder), A GUILD FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE FUNNY POSTS AND/OR CLOWN MAKEUP AND/OR COULD KILL THE SUN.
ALSO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 5 GUILD SLOTS IN ESO, NOT 1
THE GUILD RECRUITING FOR THE FOLLOWING EVENTS:
- Jine Jeleven, our annual juggalo-themed 9/11 reenactment party (2/2 firefighters, 4/20 victims, 1/1 pilots, 2/0 towers please apply)
- A wake being held for legendary comedian Brian "Limmy" Limond, who isn't dead but will probably die some day, at which point our long con will pay off
- Not an event more like a random recurring thing, trying to get people together who are really good at dungeons so we can do some low-player-count challenges, like 4-man dragons, harrowstorm duets, etc. like the limmy wake is fake and nobody's actually signed up for jine jeleven yet but this one is 100% real please
- Guild hall opening ceremony (you're gonna shit bricks out your ass when you see the guild hall)
THE GUILD ALSO NOW HAS A DISCORD SERVER, JOIN IT FOR FUNNY CLOWN GIRL BOUNCING SEX WEED DRUG
IF YOU DON'T HIT 100% SATISFACTION WITHIN MONTHS OF JOINING, I'LL honestly evaluate the rate of & reasons for satisfaction and decide on how to feel about it after doing so anD THEN (if it's appropriate) I'LL FUKCIN CRIED