Mouri Sunlight

i can't take the song "hash pipe" from the green album seriously because rivers cuomo seems less like a guy who would carry a hash pipe on him and more like a guy who would carry an inhaler on him

What is a hash pipe but an inhaler for hash

I was going to make the joke "today it would be I got my vape rig because of woke" but several people threatened me with loaded weapons including a gun

What were the non-gun weapons loaded with

i hate when people point a loaded sword at me

What is the sword loaded with, beth

I mean the song's about a transgender prostitute anyway so

this thread is how i learned weezer has more than one album