not a vampire don't look into it theyre lying
i just found a random elder twink in a field outside a laboratory and he asked for my help, then his catboy headmate popped out and gave me a Dram Of Return To Monke and told me to go do some urbex for them to retrieve the crystals. so sad i had to cleave them in half by the end of it...
eso has the GOOD queer representation man
incredibly simplified version of the events of an actual quest, it's actually two mages who've been melded by some daedra, and the crystal isn't the important part of what you're doing there
The way you wrote it gives it the perfect shitpost energy
If you hadn't mentioned eso, I would never have guessed
