- cries about the forests
- dwells within the forests
- travels 40km/h or faster without motor aid
- meets or exceeds 2 metres of height
- asks to come over a lot
- is frightening to the locals
- is abnormally susceptible to garlic poisoning
- has an aversion to particular catholic symbolism
- needs you to come over to this side of the river please
- has abnormally-complete information about difficult-to-know-about events from supposedly before her birth
- is not a vampire dont look into it
- weirdly obsessed with practicing fire safety
