Mouri Sunlight

6:00 AM Eastern, 2024-06-07 (because that's right before bedtime for me right now)

Get ready for a cat fact that will fumble local political turmoil in the face of a great and powerful foe, then get assassinated by a furry who reeks of their gaming room!

Also, I'm announcing a Cat Facts hiatus. I was picked up to soundtrack a game and need to focus on that game and the album I'm still recording, cannot be worrying about writing the new Cat Facts background every 7 weeks. I might just return to Cat Facts soon anyways, though.

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hhhmmmMMMM, I seem to have received my package of bass strings which I ordered on the "Strings By Mail" website with the intent to put them on my bass guitar, and they have included a decal which sits in a decal sheet bearing a marking with a hash-tag on it, clearly intended for use on the Bird Website when you photograph the decal to market their Brand! It would be indeed quite humorous if I were to use this hash-tag to post about where I have placed this decal, on a website which is not the Bird Website, and indeed is unlikely to be used by employees of "Strings By Mail"! Yes, a website such as one "cohost dot organization"

More humorous yet, would be if I were to place this decal upon the side a piece of equipment which bears no obvious importance to musical work, and which never leaves my home nor is seen in video shoot of my home, pointing out this fact in a post providing a photograph of where the decal has been placed, and acknowledging the assumed non-originality of this jest in what I should refer to internally as "parody" while in the act!

Ya-hah! Indeed I would maximize the effectiveness of this incredible tease by preceding the aforementioned posting of this photograph with a quite heavily-detailed and intricately-written forerunning post upon this "cohost dot organization" which explains the entirety of this jokery in advance, surely preventing anticipation that I would truly post such a devilish derision of the good name of this dignified Brand! Indeed!!

lmao put it on my computer XD so original haha

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