Mouri Sunlight

the baby has stupid syndrome and forgot there is food other than the funny rocks for kitty

6:00 AM Eastern, 2024-06-07 (because that's right before bedtime for me right now)

Get ready for a cat fact that will fumble local political turmoil in the face of a great and powerful foe, then get assassinated by a furry who reeks of their gaming room!

Also, I'm announcing a Cat Facts hiatus. I was picked up to soundtrack a game and need to focus on that game and the album I'm still recording, cannot be worrying about writing the new Cat Facts background every 7 weeks. I might just return to Cat Facts soon anyways, though.

as a teaser, here's the new cat fact music for this cat fact, in gloriously shit-quality nightcore mp3 form

it'll be out on friday, because the final name starts with E instead of M.

get ready for a video you'll think your brain made up in a few years

• it's longer than any cat fact ever released so far
• I have teased it before, without mentioning what I was talking about was the Ultimate Cat Fact (working name)
• it has a possibly-award-winning (wink wink nudge nudge) soundtrack with more than one sax solo
• it features a stunning first-person narrative written and directed by everyone's favourite RPG peddler (shhh not telling)
• it features all-new, never-before-seen original art and voice acting unique to the Ultimate Cat Fact (working name)
• state-of-the-art Supercrunch Technology™ allows us to deliver 20% less game video in 30% less time, with just a 40% drop in quality, while spending only 300% more developer editor life expectancy