Mouri Sunlight

if you were making gay skyrim, which of these aspects do you think would be the most important to get perfect in portrayal and delivery? totally real poll

• (70 votes) choosing the perfect alduin meow
• (419 votes) delivering ralof's famous line where he calls lokir a "faggot" perfectly
• (20 votes) perfecting the art of volleying cock puns at the player
• (420 votes) representing underappreciated queer groups perfectly, like lokir (wlw latent homos) or ralof (transmasc lesbians)
• (3 votes) having a real life grungler voice ulfric stormcloak's famous muffled grunt

so the queer representation is, kind of ironically, right on the real ratio of queer to nonqueer irl, but i noticed that lebinsiasm is massively overrepresented. i dont know if ive run into a single man-for-man couple in the entire game yet, it feels like all of the gay rep cup is filled entirely with lesbian juice and you're just told to imagine a hint of MAN SEX in there by the person who mixed it cus they ran out of dudelovers.

has anyone who has played ESO located where the manfags are? are there manfags? i need to go to the manfag exhibit.

(while writing this: i just remembered that federo is gay for sharp-as-night. anyone who hasnt tried out the necrom chapter yet, sharp's entire storyline is that gay shit)

what do i do