Mouri Sunlight

you may have noticed, if you've payed close attention to any depictions of vampires you come across in video games and books as I have, that many depictions of vampires can be reduced to "faggy" or "fashy". indeed, I have noticed most depictions I've paid attention to can be categorized on a sliding scale between "faggy" and "fashy", with extremely few being both or neither, except when the vampires are just monsters (booooooooooooo)

obviously, this isn't the only set of details you can use making some sort of metadata about vampire depictions, but this is one that's extremely common for depictions to fall on nowadays. so here's a weird, unstructured list of random vampire depictions I can think of off the top of my head and where they fall on this scale. it ranges from -10 for superfashy, to +10 for superfaggy. also i can say it dont worry

• elder scrolls online house ravenwatch: +8 for elder transes and latent homos. verandis is a really good transgender allegory imo, and fennorian has fagswag
• skyrim volkihar: -3 most of them are kinda fashy but they got some of the good ones in there iirc. im not going to open skyrim to check
• elder scrolls online volkihar: +6 if you side with valeric, -10 if you side with majorn. valeric's side has a catboy who has you throw piss at random people in the forest for anarchist reasons, like really
• ultrakill: +10 i hope that i dont need to explain this one
• genfanad: -10 i havent played in a bit and there was a huge whole-game rework apparently, so this is the vampires in genfanad like this time last year, but they were horrific. farming ppl and all that, not a single queer in sight
• slime rancher: look im gonna count tarrs as vampires just to have an excuse to talk about slime rancher ok? 0, dead-centre, they dont really have a cultural force to be faggy or fashy. however they're not monsters in this case imo bcus they're on the same level as slimes and i consider slimes to be lil guys and not beastes
• rogue legacy: +2 not a whole lot to go on here, however it's imbued into your clothing, so im gonna say a lil faggy since it's an accessorization
• twilight: -9 i hope that i dont need to explain this one

ok thanks thats all i can recall right now, my brain has been deep-fried in a vat of elder scrolls online recently

you may have noticed, if you've payed close attention to any depictions of vampires you come across in video games and books as I have, that many depictions of vampires can be reduced to "faggy" or "fashy". indeed, I have noticed most depictions I've paid attention to can be categorized on a sliding scale between "faggy" and "fashy", with extremely few being both or neither, except when the vampires are just monsters (booooooooooooo)

obviously, this isn't the only set of details you can use making some sort of metadata about vampire depictions, but this is one that's extremely common for depictions to fall on nowadays. so here's a weird, unstructured list of random vampire depictions I can think of off the top of my head and where they fall on this scale. it ranges from -10 for superfashy, to +10 for superfaggy. also i can say it dont worry

• elder scrolls online house ravenwatch: +8 for elder transes and latent homos. verandis is a really good transgender allegory imo, and fennorian has fagswag
• skyrim volkihar: -3 most of them are kinda fashy but they got some of the good ones in there iirc. im not going to open skyrim to check
• elder scrolls online volkihar: +6 if you side with valeric, -10 if you side with majorn. valeric's side has a catboy who has you throw piss at random people in the forest for anarchist reasons, like really
• ultrakill: +10 i hope that i dont need to explain this one
• genfanad: -10 i havent played in a bit and there was a huge whole-game rework apparently, so this is the vampires in genfanad like this time last year, but they were horrific. farming ppl and all that, not a single queer in sight
• slime rancher: look im gonna count tarrs as vampires just to have an excuse to talk about slime rancher ok? 0, dead-centre, they dont really have a cultural force to be faggy or fashy. however they're not monsters in this case imo bcus they're on the same level as slimes and i consider slimes to be lil guys and not beastes
• rogue legacy: +2 not a whole lot to go on here, however it's imbued into your clothing, so im gonna say a lil faggy since it's an accessorization
• twilight: -9 i hope that i dont need to explain this one

ok thanks thats all i can recall right now, my brain has been deep-fried in a vat of elder scrolls online recently

installments:

• bean can type 1
• bean can type 2
• tow maters, canned, gooped
• tow maters, canned, bisected
• 1 frozan spaniard brick (liiek 150g???)
• machine rooms (in can)
• handful of chopped Rob Scallions (green end)
• italian parliament (chopped fine)
• The Incredible And Immensely Versatile Favourite Of The Modern Cupboard, Cumin
• The Incredible And Immensely Versatile Favourite Of The Modern Cupboard, Ground Ginger
• The Incredible And Immensely Versatile Favourite Of The Modern Cupboard, Ground Chillies
• basil leaflets
• can pees
• carot, corsely greated
• The Wonderful And Interminable Super-Vegetable, Brussels Sprouts
• Peppa (not from pig!!!!!!!!!!! extra impotent this time)
• salts
• broth (in frigde, veggy)
• oil of oliver
• 1 head gorflick
• penut botter (optional)

how:
THIS MEAL GET'S RE-MAKED!!!!!!!!!!!! rember.

start meal: put soem broth and olivia and garfsick in2 your slow coker. turn it on. ok now put your spainitch in there. while it is thowing, peel garfield and chop up ur Rob Scallions n the italy parsil. ok grate ur pealed girldick in2 the slow cuker ok? good girl. give it a bit of stirrig. yea like that. ok put in Rob Scallions and parsec. stir more. ok start openin cans. when theyre open u can straign the mushbooms firstlyfully, and then dump them 4 another man in2 ur slow cucker ok. ok now put raw tomatoes saucy in there (""passata"") and stir it a bunch. good girl. strain bean can type 1 n clean the beans. yea like that. ok put it in there and stir. yea haha.

ok put in basilic and stir more and then put in The Incredible And Immensely Versatile Favourite Of The Modern Cupboard, Ground Ginger and The Incredible And Immensely Versatile Favourite Of The Modern Cupboard, Ground Chillies. stir a lot like a lot a lot ok? good girl. chop The Wonderful And Interminable Super-Vegetable, Brussels Sprouts, aka "bussy spoots", and put thems in tooooo. not th e stem part thouf!!!!!!! eat that urself ok? lil treat :3c. ok strain bean can type 2 and put into there ok? ok. yes stir it again. yes. ok add cubed thomases and can pees. yea like that. ok add dr peppers, salt, The Incredible And Immensely Versatile Favourite Of The Modern Cupboard, Cumin, n a lil more broth. ok now stir again haha.

last thing 2 add b4 u wait a bit ok? grate the cratots in2 it. corasley. ok? biggly. good girl now u stir it over and over once in a bit, fro like .... 10-20 minute. ok? then add pannut buter if ur adding it (its ok if u dont <3) if it gotted hotted. stir a LOT a LOT!!!!!!!!!! a lot. ok? good girl.

let it sit 4 a few hours on high heat, stir occasionellement. if it is boi link reduce temp ok?

ready 2 serve some of after ~3-6 hrs. do not eat all of, when done eatig take off of heat for an hr then put in frig. when awakeing!!!! next day, put in more the brothers and maybe bean and tomas n stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! doin this daylicly, will b ~1 wk b4 need 2 washing, n gets yummyer every day!!!! <3333 :3333333

enjoy <333

dont let a woman make this for you if you dont want to enter a loving trance and be made her eternal servant!!!!!