Empterdose

Started CSS'ifying this back when the GIF was originally posted, and got distracted. Apologies for the typographical and timing inaccuracy. I guarantee you that they bother me more than you; for obvious reasons, I'm choosing to post it as “good enough” rather than taking the time to refine.

Thanks for Prechoster, @blep. I wish I'd gotten to use it more!

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