LTJG JAWBREAKER: admiral skullkiller, the planet earth has crossed into our weapons range.
ADM SKULLKILLER (sipping from a goblet): excellent… begin the sequence to kill… planet earth!
RDC GOBSTOPPER: admiral! we’re picking up heavy interference coming from the earth’s soundosphere. we can’t launch the missilasers!
ADM SKULLKILLER (dashing their goblet on the floor): what?! impossible!
RDC GOBSTOPPER (eyes watering with the beauty and power of #music friday): the people of planet earth… they’re all sharing songs that they really enjoyed this past week with each other in the comments of this chost… they’re building connections and community on a friday through a common love of sick jams!
LTJG JAWBREAKER: my lord admiral, for as long as the people of planet earth share music with each other every friday, we’re… unable to kill their planet.
ADM SKULLKILLER (looking through their last.fm history): huh? uhhh, gimme a centibeat here
