Mr. Hands

@mrhands

Sexy game(s) maker

he/him

I do UI programming for AAA games and I have opinions about adult games

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Mr. Hands @mrhands8/2/2023, 6:34 AM

dante, personally @dante

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 6:15 AM

Everything wrong with free mobile games in one picture? Perhaps

COLLECT LEGENDARY HEROES
Lvl 60. Morgan
six-star rated Morgan
72,000
Roster of other heroes marked by their level and stars
Stat blocks revealing that it's just HP, Attack, Defense
Stats balooned to level JRPG would find ridiculous
Oh shit, three different currencies

I wish a very bad on the people financing these dime-a-dozen trash garbage games

#video games #game design #mobile gaming #The Cohost Global Feed #qtoid

Mr. Hands @mrhands8/2/2023, 6:34 AM

Everyone who works on these games is extremely talented

But unfortunately, if you spend even a single dollar on a free-to-play title, you are already in the top 1% of paying players.

Which is why every free-to-play game is Like That™

#gaming #free to play

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colin @vogon8/2/2023, 6:24 AM

counterpoint: 72,000 is a big number. whoa. 72,000.

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 6:49 AM

It's both over 9000 and more than 40K!

Ghostpaw Snowmiaux @snowmiaux8/2/2023, 6:40 AM

Why would anyone play these games when the obviously superior giant animal person bara waifu collector game genre exists

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 6:48 AM

...nani?

Ghostpaw Snowmiaux @snowmiaux8/2/2023, 6:50 AM

Japanese phone game company Lifewonders is nothing but this lol

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 6:54 AM

Well I'll be a monkey's hunky uncle

A second cooler Cardinal @SprungX8/2/2023, 6:55 AM

why is the bar at 2500/3200 when the number above the bar is maxed 😭

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 6:56 AM

game design, idk.

@Derpunkel8/2/2023, 10:23 AM

B-but big numbers good! Also attractive lady!

Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy8/2/2023, 11:42 AM

oh boy I can't wait to have a really fun first hour in this game, a second hour that's a grind but it feels possible, and then hit the solid brick wall that cannot be passed without buying $50 of whatever the leftmost currency is

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 12:07 PM

...where did you get the fun first hour from??

Cliff 🦖 Pervocracy @pervocracy8/2/2023, 12:38 PM

well, not fun like interesting, but fulfilling of the "press lever get treat" impulse, until the treat frequency is decreased according to a mathematical formula that was developed using actual rats

JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 3:06 PM

Ah, fair enough!

Azure @AzureLazuline8/2/2023, 6:59 PM

my question is, do units start at like 100HP like normal and it's exponential growth for new ones so you need to keep swapping out, or does it get up near 300,000 right away? (Maybe Morgan's even on the low side... spellcasters usually have low HP, right?)

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JcDent @JcDent8/2/2023, 6:48 AM

The artists making art for these trash games are skilled, it's a pity seeing them used for titles that have no right to exist.

And it's all because capital will always look for the easiest way to make buck.

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